who wants to get weird and play mario kart?

I saw this in the theater with my mom when I was in HS (yes I was very cool). I convinced her to go since I was recently obsessed with the Coen Brothers. I loved it but my mom had one complaint:

BOOTSTRAPS BABY!

oooookay

I want to ban guns. I’m going to come for yours first.

on the other hand, fuck Mattis.

RIP Matt Cushman.

uhhh my man it hasn’t been “coloured” since about 1950.

Go on Chapo

don’t think about it too much. They sure didn’t.

No dickface, we don’t have a spending problem. We have a rich assholes don’t want to pay their fair share problem.

Get ready for the piping hot war with Iran. Coming shortly.

TAYNE

Per the New Yorker, it is one specific pharma company:

or the closet organizer sketch with testimonials that have nothing to do with the closet organizer dude catching things thrown at him.

Buddy....they don’t even let me...

His dog is so cute and it delights me to no end that he calls her The Thing of Evil

Yes. I’m 14.

Ah yes, the both sides are bad comment.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?