I’ve never won the office pool and my gf has somehow won 2 out of the last 3 in hers. She watches no sports, I watch all of the sports. I have resigned myself this year to the Ron Magill formula.. Just pick the team whose mascot could eat or kill the other, straight up food chain hierarchy shit. (If only 1 team has an…

Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help.

Lol cuh really outchea doe. My nigga a fool for that one.

I’ve often said the only thing missing from the Fedex field experience is a dedicated mosquito preserve on premises.

Ichiro and Bonds should switch jobs every two weeks all season. The first ever coach/player platoon. Who would object?

Hoo boy, haven’t seen that Japan thing before. Luckily it’s wildly false. TAKE IT AWAY, SNOPES.

#AllHatsMatter

If he wants to win a title he should come to Toronto.

+1 for the smug smile

“The biggest hold-up appears to be the current weakness of the Canadian dollar, which has perked back up in recent weeks but hovers near its lowest exchange rate—$0.75 USD”

“Ferrari-like”

Sustained +1

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

I was going to do this exact thing.

I am always sure to leave plenty of room

The visible gap between 1) and 2) is a nice touch.

Huh, when I look up White+Johnson+fantasy+football+2010, all I get are pictures of some lady named Jenn Sterger. Weird.

Jabronis, ranked:

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”