Oh yeah?!?!

I did nazi that at first glance

Can we stop with the Mad Max “bait” gif already? The article was literally about what the title said it would be, and you chose to click on it and then take the time to find that meme on google, start a new comment, and complain “Duuurrrrr, there’s no real content on Gawker anymore #BAIT Duuurrrrrr”.

Once again, a couple bad apples are Holocousting the Cardinals their reputation... Anne Frankly, I don’t think that’s Reich...

“Emotions were high. I don’t know what I said. I wasn’t happy with the bread.”

My guess is its not going to be related to anything he does in office, partly because he doesn’t really do anything anyways, and partly because I think he’s too incompetent and unliked in Chicago to actually leverage his position as Governor to achieve...well, anything really.

This is a good point, because as I couldn’t help but notice during the Cubs-Cards game, he was wrong about pretty much everything he said. It was a lot of, “Here comes the slider, just watch” fastball for strike three “Well, that’s not what I would have thrown...”

Could be worse - I just had an entire shopping cart full of food stuffed into 2 bags yesterday. The paper handles never stood a chance, broke immediately, and I had to carry everything into my unit like I was participating in a world’s strongest man competition.

Anyone willing to take bets on how long it takes Rauner to end up in Governor Jail? I’m going to say he makes it through the rest of his term sans incident, but no more than 3 years out of office he’s getting popped for something.

Better attendance at home games, at the very least...

This needs triple-digit stars

“I think there will be some answers right off the bat...”

Trust me, our roads/winters are also terrible, and we salt more than you think. This thing deserves to go south.

I know - watching them on offense is like watching the Death Star destroy Alderaan.

Disclaimer: this is not a ground-breaking analysis, nor is any of this new information, but...

The Flyers and Captials engaged in a shoving match at the end of the game - referees were able to separate the two teams, but not before Claude Giroux and Niklas Backstrom made dinner plans for later that night.

Warriors stunned after Rockets sign and start 5 alien theme park employees in wild playoff upset.

See, that’s what I was thinking too: if somebody tells me they want a burger in the city, I tell them Kuma’s, Au Cheval, and Paramount Room (in no particular order, and just off the top of my head) are all outstanding. Throw in a Chocolate Cake Shake from Portillos - not really sure what the appeal of Shake Shack is…

We just got a Shake Shack in Chicago - its...ok, I guess? People are losing their minds over it (or they were when it opened, at least). I don’t get it.

I read this article when it first got published, and every so often I get redirected to it - not only are you correct at the top of the list (where it, you know, actually matters), but the comments are sublime kinja.