C.C. wasn’t allowed to take that with him to rehab - you know, just in case things got a little dark...

I don’t agree with the order here, but #s 1, 2, 3, 6, and 11 are all alright in my book. Everything else is garbage, and hot dogs are the #1 undisputed baseball food champ. End of discussion.

Milwaukee is criminally underrated on this list

When reached for comment via email regarding what type of impact this would have on the Southern Mississippi, University President Rodney Bennett asked for clarification regarding “that word that starts with the Big M and has a bunch of 5s in it...”

The NCAA was initially tipped off to the scandal when they heard that someone willingly wanted to go to Hattiesburg in the first place...

Good thing the MLB decided not to extend the protective nets a bit further down the baselines or else we would never have these wonderful shenanigans captured on video for all to enjoy - completely justified the decision.

“Perfectly executed”

I know, right? We can’t even get a 3rd Bush into the White House nowadays...

Any mention of my hometown is incomplete without the following:

Turds with Turd fans lose Turd game

An assistant coach made a public apology after commenting to the press that he was impressed with the some of the new Caucs brought in this year, particularly the black ones, for their size and endurance.

Seems like this is simply an express option for things that need to ship faster than a container ship, but can’t fit on a plane like a parcel would (or a large cargo plane may not be viable due to cost).

+1 Darren Wilson jersey

A+ for the George Mikan reference.

On ym way home from college I would walk by a house with a 70s trans am and a c3 corvette permanently parked in the driveway.

How dare you reply with something well thought out and well-written. Bad kinja! Bad!

Any thoughts on why it seems like the development of girls’ and women’s basketball doesn’t produce more widespread talent?

Clearly distracted by the pair of turtles sitting in the front row

Its really impressive that Paige was able to get that shot off without traveling - its definitely the most memorable and impressive moment from that game.

Shuttlecock: not a ball.