When couple of friends & I were visting chicago a few years ago, the one wanted to stop to pick a novelty shot glass (thank god we don’t talk to her anymore).

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

I don’t know...his defense left him Camerooned back there.

Classic how he also tries in vain to deflect from his mistake by complaining to the ref.

+1 cromulent use of a Simpsons reference.

Jamri Traylor Destroys A Man’s Constitution With Alley-Oop Dunk

Chuck seems like a happy-go-lucky kind of bird. Just an overall nice demeanor.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

You know, there’s not too many fans that would come out day in and day out for an 0-13 team

Only if he actually partners Keith.

Don’t forget the Alyssa Walker story: This Bad Evil Car Got Exactly What It Deserves Because All Cars Are Evil And Bad.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

44 seconds or 55 seconds so you don’t have to move your finger.

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

Just delivered mail to the Ferrari mailbox.