This. Everything about this thread.

Agreed, most people are not familiar with Ex Machina, had to look that one up. Apparently machines do not always obey him, even lie to him. I don’t see how that trumps a technopath, a man with complete control over metal and Iron Man of course. Number one should have just been amazing car fixing man, who has the power…

I nominate Betty Cooper. Not a superhero, but ...

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Jet fuel was involved?

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

The worst mod I did was trading my brand new Accord for a 2007 M5 with 128,000 miles like Tavarish told me to! Now I’m bankrupt, divorced, ride a bike to work and live in a broken BMW down by the river!

I... I can’t even pretend to take credit for this work of art, but at least I took the photo. Look closely.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

HOTDISH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Extraordinary Kinja.

Redskins Facts botches another one.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Yep, we were both super drunk. And I wouldn’t say it was “bound to happen” but we had been dancing around this flirtation for probably a couple months so it wasn’t surprising. And it actually wasn’t awkward afterwards. We both kind of laughed it off and sort of dated for about a month after.

Long story short: I got kicked out of the bar my company had reserved for it’s holiday party for having sex with a co-worker in the bathroom. I am not a smart person.

My own office holiday parties are pretty unremarkable but I worked for a Museum that was used for a lot of upscale holiday parties for big tech companies. I worked in event coordinating and would help arrange venue rentals and coordinate logistics. Part of this was working with part time and contract staff to help…