This dude is picking a really dumb hill to die on.

“Ya know, young guys like Bruce Hopper are going to speak their mind, it doesn’t mean they’re right...”

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Congratulations, you win!

[Looks around]

There is nothing -nothing - more disgusting than generic brand Cheetos. Fact.

Great minds, my friend... great minds...

+1 excuse regarding the temperature of the room at the time of the photo

1. Getting hit by a car

Holy shit, thats spot on

If you want the real-deal, authentic, depressing Hooters experience, come on down to Chicago on Erie and Wells. Holy shit, I’m amazed that place doesn’t just have a designated “suicide zone” on the sidewalk out front for anyone who has been forced to eat there.

I’m happy to see Hooters so low, and furious about PF Chang’s being so high.

If only there was a good guy with a Super Duty there to stop this...

I’m always a big fan of soccer players running up to the ref demanding he reverse the huge boner of a mistake they just made...

Oscar Robertson: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

What the actual fuck? Pelicans metal as hell...

+0 confirmation hearings

Was that the State Final (no sound at work)? If so, that is fucking brutal...

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

Oh my god those seats.