That second little headlight is butt, and you are butt for liking it.

Of course now they’re the Fighting Bears or some shit... seriously, they could have been anything and they ended up with Fighting [GENERIC UNOFFENSIVE ANIMAL - WHAT? NATIVE AMERICAN TEAM NAME? NOT US! MUST BE SOUTH DAKOTA YOU’RE LOOKING FOR]

E-40 sounds awesome. I kind of want to just, like, hang out with him.

Do you guys remember all those times Marshawn Lynch went Best Mode during NFL games?

Sounds like Tavarish is firmly under the thumb of BIG WRAP

Oh man, what are the chances that he ends up in Chicago?

The sixers’ roster is actually just a really really good Key & Peele skit

Wait, that’s a real dude? I honestly thought that was a sixers’ roster joke...

UPDATE: The Bulls have traded Kirk Heinrich to Atlanta for a medium sized bag of nickels.

How can you not be pumped about the NBA trade deadline?!

Holy shit - I have always wondered why I wanted to punch him in his fucking face... thank you, sir. This is a revelation.

What is this, amateur hour?

Fun fact: they have a Garrett’s in Singapore. You bet your ass I got a large Chicago mix when I saw that - I wasn’t even hungry.

“Sir you have to pay for the cider...”

Here’s something I never want to go through again: visiting my girlfriend’s sister in Dubuque, IA and we decide to go to the nearby Champps for dinner. The order: The Carolina Burger, an unholy trinity of bbq sauce, Tabasco fried onion rings, and coleslaw. It looked awful, taste awful, but nonetheless was eaten in its…

I’m no fancy big-city lawyer (comically adjusts suspenders while pacing in front of jury), but I do declare that Manny Pacquiao is, traditionally, a southpaw, meaning his jab would be (spins in place dramatically) with his RIGHT! (courtroom gasps).

Clearly I’m missing something here. Does the first letter in each sentence spell “BENGHAZI” or something? If I play this backwards will it give me Drew’s winning dessert recipe from the time he was on Chopped?

Northwestern is also a Big 10 UA school, and yet I can’t seem to find any of these same gameball issues with the ‘Cats...

So its just the standard v6 in this? no Turbo/Supercharging of any kind?

OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!