You know what was a great jersey - red on red Calgary Flames from the 80s. Sprinkle in a bit of Lanny McDonald’s ‘stache and you have yourself a uniform you can be proud of.

Typically Buffalo Wings destroy indoor plumbing, not Alex Petrovic’s face...

It would appear that Mr. ScreenRantSucks was the only one not Blindsided by your humor... in fact, he has been onto you all along...

+15

“No Mr. Gasol, Pao... P-A-O...”

Honest question here - how do they have sex? Like...what are the physics required to make that happen?

This is an excellent and valid point that I can pretty safely assume no one will pay attention to due to rage over the potential cancellation of their spec-Cobalt racing series (pre-ignition recall) fondly known as “The Deathrace”

Are weird emojis in text messages a ‘Mom Thing’?

Save time, use less dishes - crack them shits right in the pan and stir it up with your spatula. Add cheese.

Why do you hate to say it? He kind of sucks as an NFL QB, and, at least according to the above, is a shitty person.

How about a 1964 Caterpillar 12e Road Grader that my uncle bought to clear the roads out by him when it snows?

Judge 1: 10!

Exxxxxcellllent

well, for starters, you can spell ‘Murikka right...

I’m not sure what I hate more: pandering to Millennials, complaining about Millennials, or some combination of the two.

I feel like the xD is like the automotive equivalent of the plot of “It Follows”...

“I wish this asshole car from Wisconsin/Indiana would get out of my way, he’s blocking traffic being an asshole.”

I can vouch for this, as a guy in my office bought it from your buddy.

Chip away at it until it becomes a tolerable nuisance... psh - what are you, the Reasonable Police?

I thought Lindsey Graham was hotter... who’s Carly Fiorina?