It’s a real kick in the nuts.

This is what they were charged with:

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Per a release from the TPS

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

I’m convinced there is not a single mundane activity that cannot be rendered extremely bad-ass by the addition of a crowd of people hooting and hollering.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

The Knicks remain the fucking worst.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no?

They have a right to be dicks. And Seattle has a right to suspend dicks if its not inconsistent with the CBA.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

that seems super-complicated. i just use my cats’ names. my favorite cat is named XiOP3eg()#5g. if i need to use a new service, i just buy a new cat! easy.

Can’t