I wouldn’t call it a right to privacy issue so much as a realistic expectation of the integrity of online security.

I’m not that STRONG a swimmer.

That the NBA also conspired against the Jazz in the 97-98 finals to allow MJ to “retire” on top.

Ah, the things we do when trying to get laid.

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

That would put him out through Labor Day.

I just...[rubs forehead]...what the hell are you doing on a sports blog?

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Seems like McAdoo about nothing.

Kevin Love: McAdoo? More like McA-DON’T, amirite?! [awkwardly holds his arm up, looking for someone to high five]

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

I don’t know, man—if there’s a group of guys and one of them constantly finds himself hitting dudes in their dicks (and pretending it’s an accident) he’s pretty much a lock for biggest asshole.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Feel free to get off of your ass and do something about it.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

KerrPow!!

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

If northern Californians think this tale of someone coming from the University of Oregon only to leave trash and devastation in his wake is bad, well they ain’t seen nothing yet...

1. Change things.