From a logical standpoint, if he pitches better with guys that are NOT Ramos, wouldn’t it follow that you don’t need as much firepower in the lineup? 

Did you just rank Andrew Luck higher than...Johnny Unitas?!

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Your film shoot horror story is that you were a jerk to a group of PAs who were just doing their jobs?

Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

Or stand-up comedians will joke about ANYTHING, especially with one another because people in that line of work don’t actually believe that hardly anything is actually off limits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A kicker who misses four in a game does not have impressive feet.

Painfully?

Mitchell Trubisky’s Hail Mary Pass To Kevin White Comes Up Painstakingly Short

What song are you talking about because that’s a lyric to Our House by Graham Nash written about Joni Mitchell.

People were speculating that this was the person responsible for the cheerleading scandal. Just goes to show you that he was who we thought he was. Glad to see they didn’t let him off the hook.

Shaquem Griffin is going to be next jersey i will buy as someone who has bad left hand since birth you and your brother are living a dream myself and my little brother only dream about thank you for been a hero every disabled America disabled citizen in world

How many jerseys do you think he keeps in his carpet bag?

You can tell me to recycle or you can tell me how to recycle. Not both.

I’m not sure if it’s just me, but is anyone else having issues with how Twitter shows up for GMG articles now? I only see the top part of the video/tweets, so I cant’t watch it.

Unfamiliar with the origin of this image, I had to Google it. And oh...em...mutha’ fuckin’ gee-willikers, what the fuckery?!? Then I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole, came the original videos.

LMFAO!!!! She straight Pat Boone’d that song! I can’t stop laughing and my ribs hurt!

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Olivia Munn, that’s why I’m defending her.