Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Acknowledging an objective truth is not “being an apologist.” I’ll go one better. I think she would have been a good president. Not in comparison to Trump, but objectively.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

My live Hendrix concert collection is complete!

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Uh, Patton Oswalt is always going to mourn his wife. Falling in love with someone else and getting married doesn’t negate the love one has for their deceased spouse. His new wife doesn’t delete Michelle McNamara, and if she’s a half-decent person, she knows that. Mazel to him and Meredith and Alice, who seem very…

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

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D-Will had multiple ankle injuries and played a whole season on said injuries to please ungrateful Brookln Nets teams... thats why.

Silver: “If you want the All-Star Game, you’ll have to afford the LGBTQ population equal rights and protections under the law.”

I know. It’s weird how people could have different reactions to different actions by the same person. Like, how could anyone credibly think announcing the FBI is reopening an investigation of a presidential candidate just before an election, when he doesn’t even know yet if there is any new substantive information,…

“How can I ever face all the other dead sharks?”

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

I think that the Jazz could consider themselves having a brilliant season if they somehow manage to push the Warriors to 6 games.

So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

They’re speaking in hockey code.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

Imagine if this was reversed.