Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

That was an obnoxious response Cavalish and Lady Lunch Lady gave to you — offering support is not a bad thing. Fuck that nonsense.

The best thing you can do is not alienate allies right now.

How you managed to gather offense from that comment is quite a feat

I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

I mean, we don’t have the House or the Senate. We don’t have the Presidency and we won’t have the Supreme Court for...decades maybe. We are truly fucked.

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach:

somewhere between 8 and 9 i assumed it was jessica chastain proudly displaying the remains of the last person to ever confuse her with bryce dallas howard.

SEE

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Or when you buried the hatchet eight years ago, and Hillary worked closely with Barack as his SoS for four years and everyone became friends. Funny how things actually do change when you are not a whiney baby who holds grudges forever.

I love this bullshit that the nastiness only went one way. But, as you say, things change. These are grown-ass men and women who know that politics and politics. This political partnership is an amazing example of maturity.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

On the flip side, it’s a good thing my chiweenie doesn’t have any say over public policy. I would not want to hear about her proposal to deport all unknown persons from the sidewalk in front of my house and carpet bomb the Post Office.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Truth. That’s exactly how I feel about the time when I stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet, just because. 🤔

I know that shame - the moment you figure out what you did was horrifically stupid and you would rather suffer forever than tell an adult what you did. I once touched the car lighter when it was hot because it looked pretty, all glowy and orange, and then had to sit through vacation bible school with a serious burn on…