mjordanl
Mr.Jordan
mjordanl

Did you watch it all the way through? A lot of comments mention shutting it off after 10 minutes. While I admit that I did that, it was because my husband and I saw her live (which we enjoyed). This seemed like it was going to be a replica of that show, plus he whined drunkenly so I shut it off.

Hahaha!!!... oh, wait.... he’s trolling us, right? No? Okay... haha, what a silly person. Sleep tight everyone.

Is he married, or just wearing a ring on that finger? Probably trolling I suppose but the iPhone in the sunglasses is funny... but also trolling? He’s always trolling right? The hair is better than usual but the gaping mouth is mocking his knuckle dragging supporters, or he has a cold, right? Eh, whatever. He’s just

There is no way he is gay... no gay person would frost their tips in 2017. Maybe no self-respecting gay person, I guess? Never mind.

I’m surely missing something but when Mariah says she doesn’t know her, she’s saying she has never met her, right? Or she doesn’t know her music? I don’t know, it’s lame and Andy is dumb for doing this and she should have slapped him for trying it.

Memes usually use a few words or short statements. This is a Gen X PowerPoint.

I think she was mad that Michelle forced her kids to eat fruits and vegetables. Apes eat bananas, so I think that’s what she was trying to convey. Nothing racist about that, just facts.

I understand this argument but the swing states he won; PA, WI, MI, OH, it was the working class that made a huge impact. But yes, we deserve most of the blame.

My partner and I got married two weeks ago, because my employer was ending domestic partner benefits, but also because we have been together over six years and have talked about it for the past five. We found a wonderful judge who was so excited and brought our two best friends as witnesses. It was amazing and none of

My dad started some businesses and sold them and had notes due to him, so it wasn’t super straightforward. However, the probate process is not straightforward even for simple cases and a general rule of thumb is that it will take a year to complete. The whole point of probate is so anyone can come forward and make a

Good info and you’re totally correct. I would just like to add that my partner and I had a will, trust and directive completed by my attorney and surprisingly it only cost about $300. I thought it was going to be in the thousands, so that was a relief. My dad passed away while him and my mom were working on their

Shit, my mom has a 2006 CLS 550 that my father bought her. She loves that hideous thing, mainly I think because my father passed away in 2008. I really hope she doesn’t encounter this but maybe I can convince her it’s time for an upgrade.

A friend of mine was a manager at a Walgreens and said that he would find this scene often and it was usually the women’s restroom. That and blood.

She is beautiful, yes! I’m an atypical gay dude; love her as an individual, enjoy her music, definitely cannot claim superfan status, but I have a question; is that really her?! I cropped out the caption and showed my boyfriend who was super confused (he’s not a Brit fan at all but obviously would recognize her).

As a person who grew up in this town, this is the most disheartening thing that could have happened now. I moved to MSP for many reasons, but St. Cloud has struggled with inclusiveness and especially Somali immigrants settling there; this will just sabotage any progress already made. It’s a conservative area and as a

I wonder if the periods are because he is one of those Neanderthals that uses two spaces after a period and Apple autocorrects? I really dislike two spaces after a period so this is fitting in my view.

I do it because I am lazy and the extra pedal force necessary to keep me from moving forward is removed in neutral. That and I have an irrational fear of slipping off the brake and hitting the car in front of me.

Good question.

Did anyone catch the reference to Theranos in the (I think) most recent episode of Silicon Valley?! Oh, man! I laughed and laughed and laughed. My partner thought I was high, which I technically was, but it still makes me chuckle now.

Your posts are good, thank you!