I GIFed my favorite part of the video. fierce hipplet noms.

Mkay.

Apparently there’s a theory that your brain goes in hard for remembering things that made it go “oh shit!”, so as to avoid doing it again. This is from, like, millennia of “oh shit!” moments sometimes getting you eaten by bigger animals, and now just manifests as generalised anxiety. I don’t know how true it is, but…

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

I took a consumer marketing class in b-school and one of the things we talked about was infomercials. They purposely choose B-level celebs (like maybe a soap opera star or someone past their hey-day) because for some reason they are more relatable.

Jeff placed a person into a potentially dangerous situation because of a fucking game, and he claims it was because he was ignorant of transgender issues but is now educating himself. Fuck you, Jeff. The only reason to be misinformed about transgender issues in this our year of the lord April 2017 is because you…

That was my first thought.

The Art of the Deely

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

D.B. Pooper

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

Possibly not, but Sonos has always really been competing in the “easy, always works whole home systems” department.

I randomly put it on one afternoon as background noise while I did laundry. I hadn’t heard much about it and figured it must have only been so-so. 

That movie should’ve made way more money 😓