I spend a lot of time telling my dogs they have to live to be at AT LEAST 35. We can negotiate from there, but 35 is a hard and fast minimum.

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

Honestly, good. Democrats need to be scared shitless into voting come Election Day. If they think they can stay home they will.

Honestly, I think their rational, which they won’t admit to, is that guns aren’t needed in a giant room full of whites or republicans, and especially not in a giant room of white republicans. There’s no one in there that they want to shoot.

Also, this is a particularly great social media round up with a lot of great Trump burns.

Katy Perry once sang on stage with P.O.D. She can never claim hipster status.

Reese Witherspoon isn’t cool enough to be at a Beyonce show, so that’s fine. Also, this is a particularly great social media round up with a lot of great Trump burns.

Scene: London 2012

Yeah. Too bad it’s completely inaccurate since literally none of that was shade.

You’re not alone. I’m a pragmatist who is having a very hard time adjusting to a world where facts have no meaning.

I’m just... baffled that despite Trump’s lies, his obvious lack of transparency, his flat out scandals, he has somehow cut down Clinton’s lead to a mere 3 points.

How have we gotten here, America? How in the f*** can Clinton get criticized and eviscerated for these exact same qualities, and yet somehow, Trump can just…

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I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

As a fellow Bernie Bro, nothing has made me go running into Hillary’s arms like the behavior of the Republican party over the past three months. I went from saying my vote is irrelevant anyway so I’ll stay home (since I live in Mass), to thinking about voting for Jill Stein to being fully onboard with Hillary. Better…