I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Everything was already about something being in a vagina for me.

Tell me when it is a pizza ad with a rabbit pelt in a vagina.

No, you should never tell her. Every time she nags you about something, think of this, and laugh. It will drive her nuts.

Found a long blonde hair in a sandwich the other day. Called it a bimbo and went on eating.

I love you and I believe you and I hope Marc Jacobs tries to run for president of the Bermuda Triangle. Then he can disappear forever and his cosmetics will probably go on sale.

WOOHOOOOOOOO CT!

I need those. I really do, the delicious meaty salty taste will be better on my empty tummy than the sweet taste. Because I only ever eat mints when I haven't eaten anything else.

I don't see what the downside could be to losing weight while also enjoying bacon and gravy flavors. Or having sex while also enjoying bacon flavors. Really, if that is so wrong and I am the scourge of society then I am ok with that.

I want both of these and the bacon flavored lube pretty bad.

Bring Twister, Daphne. ;D

Wine milkshake + buttered cinnamon rolls + bacon = a breakfast I could drag myself out of bed for

Sometimes I wonder if I'm still in the closet because this all intimidates me. The only women I've kissed have all been straight who assumed I was straight and helping them put on a show for their boyfriends.

You're welcome. :)

I usually get it when the convo just comes to a close without any recommends ot anything, but when there aren't any and it doesn't feel like it ended I get super confused.

I read your comment as telling me off, because I get that more often than I would like. I'm sorry.

Did I do something to piss you off?

I don't think I want to know the Urban Dictionary definition of ruminate.

OK OK WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

What's it called if someone takes a shamebow on someone else's chest? Should I check Urban Dictionary?

THEN WE ARE NO LONGER INTERNET FRIENDS ANYMORE.