Stop pretending you aren't the highest bidder on three of my auctions!

I poop gold naturally. I make my eBay shop jewelry with it.

YOUR SKELETON IS FAT.

Shit, Faith, I'm so sorry your mother is spreading that kind of lunacy. Your sister deserves to know the truth about everything regarding her reproductive rights. It isn't even just about convincing her it is ok for her to get an abortion, a lot of pro-choice people wouldn't make that decision for themselves, but just…

Oh God, what gets me the most is that all of them are too happy to call the doctors murderers, but they willingly had them perform abortions.

I'll try to take my win with grace.

This is complete horseshit. Everyone knows the only way you definitely aren't acting like a victim is if you show up to court with a tire around your neck, wearing a garden hose wrapped around your body. Shed attack is a victimless crime.

I respect their politics almost as much as I want to bang both of them.

Doe re leave mi fat thighs so alone.

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

This makes me ashamed of the things I would do for a milkshake and a large fry right now.

They twist everything to suit their own needs. Women who are seeking abortions/doctors who provide abortions/people who support abortions being available and safe are people supporting the murder of many children in their minds. Harming them is saving many in their point of view. The children are innocent and need…

The man will simply have to wed a real doll.

I think the difference would be to her that those images are of procedures that keep people alive. Which to her abortion does not, it instead kills another person in the name of "convenience". Even though an abortion can be a life saving procedure.

I agree and kind of resent that people have to be given the benefit of the doubt over their health. Skinny, fat, whatever, someone else's health doesn't need to factor into what their worth is considered as a human being.

She was generally just upset because she, as is the anti-choice train of thought, considered the fetuses to be independent living beings with their own rights. The images she said, mostly cemented in her mind the cruel and murdering nature of abortion. As well as the careless mindset of people who support abortion…

I can't take credit for this thought either, but I read someone's essay about how we cannot take a dead person, a dead person's organs unless they are an organ donor. We don't violate the wishes of what someone who is dead wants to do with their body, but people don't want a living breathing woman to be able to decide…

I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.

I knew a woman who was one of the most strictly anti-choice people I had ever met. Her reason was that when she was in junior high someone showed her images of what abortion clinics supposedly did with the aborted fetuses, which is toss them in a pile in a dumpster behind the building. She was told gruesome lies about…

I would have also admitted on the date that having my period makes me enjoy food more. I don't know why that is, but I'd share that info and be The Sluttiest Slob. Who wants to date that jerk anyway?