I love Shrek so much!

It is big of you to apologize. :)

Love is beautiful only if you are beautiful, is that not the message that has been spread? There are no mainstream fairytales with fat people, no romantic movies. I do not give a sliver of a fuck about how having mainstream love stories with fat people in them would promote unhealthy lifestyles. At the core of it…

I feel like it is a good look for the people who naturally look that way.

Is it skinny shaming if I find one of these mannequins with ribs and use its torso as a plate?

Mine too!

I wish I had some right now. I'd snuggle them between the pillow and this computer. Careful not to get the keys greasy.

Are the french fries fiber?

Nah, that's what is in the filet o'fish.

NO1 CURR. Still hitting the Bell like it's going to kill me.

US Taco Co. and Urban Taproom, please reserve a table for Miz 44416 as soon as you come into existence, thank you!

It makes me snort, it makes me laugh.

It's, it's ok. I'm going to need a constant fix though.

This motherfucking bee pollen must really be a super food. I haven't accomplished this much in six months.

1:00 pm Worked put oretty hard.

I'm currently too weak to wear my sweatpants. I realize that the exercise tips for this are to go outdoors and not spend all of my time on the internet . . . .

History is my goldfish's name.

Stop copying me. It's called slouchcore and I started it.

That is so weird and interesting. I wonder what the motivation is to do such a thing.

I have not heard of her and I need to know more.