But how many people did he kill at the gun show!?!?

We all have our regrets Thunder Lips. Mine is that young me didn't run around like that in overalls all summer.

That's because it isn't!

It is one step forward, one huge shove backwards. Motherfucking unfair, rich bastards call the poor lazy when they bust their asses twice as hard to get not even half, a quarter, as far.

My family was over the salary limit for food stamps by a few hundred dollars a year. Cut food stamps, don't cut them, do what you do best and be a bastard, government.

NEVER AND NOW I NEED TO. THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.

Fill it with pudding. Because then I want it.

KITCHENETTE IS FOR LOVERS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE JOKE WAS ANYMORE.

CAN I REPLACE WITH PUMPKIN THEN? I NEEDED A PRODUCE WITH CARVEABILITY.

Make sure you keep referring to your car as your land-boat.

UBERTROUT HATES THE WAY AMERICA IS RUN. HE WANTS TO PUT A KITCHENETTE IN THE OVAL OFFICE. HE THINKS OBAMA SHOULD WRITE ALL HIS PRESIDENTIAL WRITINGS DOWN BY CARVING THEM INTO THE SIDE OF A PUMPKIN.

You should bring it home from the store barefoot, in overalls and a bandana, so the chicken feels like an alligator that you just shot in the bayou. Got me a six foot Perdue!

I've heard it tastes like chicken! There are even such thing as alligator nuggets. :D

I will admit that I spent the entire time I was reading this picturing all these business owners as alligators.

Three times a day. Once before the cactus wakes up, once while mouthing the words to the songs on the radio, and once with a ribbon in my hair.

Manhattan Clam Chowder = Period Soup.

(For real man, how?)

Dude, how'd you find this old post? Are you a kinja wizard?

That is a lovely color!