It’s going to be pretty difficult to play soccer on a field littered with the corpses of fallen Raiders fans.

Pretty sure the promo girl on the left is giving a handjob to the Invisible Man.

Man wearing a blue uniform: Go Jets go! Woooo!

How many Cub’s foul ball stories does this make?

+1 for helping Bryan Price do his job by making it easier to get runs.

“You stick it right up my fucking ass!”

someday, when the world is powered by mindless +1s, you won’t have to stop at tv host - you will rule us all.

remember a couple weeks ago, when everyone was all over Trevor Noah, not b/c his tweets were offensive, but b/c they were both offensive and desperately unfunny? this is exactly like that.

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?

When the crowd is yelling ‘keep your black ass outta Southie’ for encouragement, it’s hard not to muster that kind of inner strength and stamina.

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

Stories like this are the perfect antidote to stories about cat killing vets or that AWFUL “Letter from Jesus” story I read.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

Yeah surely the parents got the invites? Children are frequently assholes but for all the parents to not have their children attend is inexcusable.

HOW

Hair Grower Helper?

So what about Graffree? That was chickenshit, especially for a dude his size.

Well, there’s one work release option for Aaron.