Angel Dust In The Outfield

Angel Dust In The Outfield.

KN: [reads Doug’s joke]

Looks like the race war has begun.

[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

If that batting average is any indication, he’s forgetting his bat on the regular.

For real. A bunch of public servants in dangerous jobs from all over the world get together to have fun and play some games, and Deadspin choses this angle.

I’ve heard a lot of cops positively rave about the dead lift.

i can only imagine the giant erections of Deadspin editors when they realized they could publish a cop-hate article with a genuine sports angle.

Speaking of the Olympics, Gawker has pretty much evolved into the Michael Phelps of race-baiting, anti- police articles. Except where Michael Phelps excels in the pool, Gawker plies it’s trade in an over-flowing, faeces encrusted toilet in a dank back room of Tijuana abortion clinic/Texaco bathroom.
Racism is bad you…

They're actually going to take Connor McDavid.

If you went to the bible belt at 21 and wrote that story—while explicitly admitting that you were young and naive and self-absorbed and not really thinking about things, as did the author here—I would read it. The author was young and misguided (and she says as much), but the experience helped her figure out her…

Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?

Finally, a young man who has read the chart!

Holy shit, that lady even said “Thank you.” What the fuck is happening?

I’d like to thank my teammates, the NHL, the academy, the tiny little glass elves whose lives were lost creating this magnificent trophy. Wait! Stop the music! I’m not done. What? Sure there is! Everybody can hear Rocket Man playing. Fine, whatever. This thing is a key to the spaceship right? I’m out of here. One last…

More like -3, amirite?

He fought nail for that award.

At the NFL awards, it’s the wives and girlfriends that are missing teeth.