Morried In The Gary
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6/25/15
4:26 PM
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Speaking of the Olympics, Gawker has pretty much evolved into the Michael Phelps of race-baiting, anti- police articles. Except where Michael Phelps excels in the pool, Gawker plies it’s trade in an over-flowing, faeces encrusted toilet in a dank back room of Tijuana abortion clinic/Texaco bathroom.
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6/24/15
4:56 PM
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Las Vegas is going to fail miserably. A transient based populace, revolving around shift work that services gamblers, drunks, and coked out degenerates with no attention span. Win win for sure Gary, you cock-sucking fuck job.

6/23/15
5:15 PM
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In 1995 the NBA dancers couldn’t dance because they were all knocked up with Shawn Kemp’s seed.

6/22/15
4:46 PM
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A good way to get out of the greys is bring up Tom Ley’s propensity for being awful, at least 2x a month on here.

6/17/15
1:30 PM
2

10 months is actually a reference to the amount of time until Brendan Shanahan kicks down the door to Mike Babcock’s house to find him hanging from the ceiling fan, his dangling body moving in a slow circle like a macabre carousel.
That’s my theory anyway.

6/16/15
9:48 AM
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it’s not though. That woman is a certifiable nutjob, and everyday brings us more and more treasure to digest.

6/15/15
5:28 PM
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Jesus fuck! Am I trapped in the Game Of Thrones realm of purgatory? Have I Astral-projected myself to a multi-verse where Game Of Thrones has replaced any and all conversation topics?
I’m almost begging for a Tom Ley bear piece.

6/15/15
3:20 PM
1

A story about baseball for the Golf Channel?
What’s next? Helpful deodorant articles for Deadspin?

6/15/15
2:03 PM
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The Rays were originally going to point the camera on their fans, but NASA already has a top of the line instrument that focuses on the empty, soulless expanse of unimaginable nothingness.

6/15/15
1:08 PM
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I wish I knew about this. I have a fanastic one, that I think would have cracked top 10. Is there an ‘honourable mentions’ list?

6/15/15
12:22 PM
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Listen, On my mother’s grave, I dont know nuthin about no heist, no guns and no mob. Go fuck yaself. I wanna a lawyer you fuckin boombatz. - A Grilled Guinea