that is great stuff. You should photocopy that, stuff in a manila envelope, and mail it out!

One too many flips, if you ask me.

How many wins does a soccer win count for in real sports?

POC’s can live in rural jurisdictions as well man.
Wake up - it’s the 90s!

The “I cant hear you, i’m sorry” fucking killed me. This woman can play on my softball team any day of the week.
Except Tuesdays and Thursdays as we dont play on those days.

And to prove that he is indeed the truth, he just got “WRESTLING IS FAKE AND FUCKING GARBAGE YOU HILLBILLIES” tattooed across his pectorals.

Recently went to Progressive Field in Cleveland for the Toronto/Cleveland series. As a low-life degenerate of the finest form, I was highly impressed with the selection of possum piss being offered up by the good folks at the Reservation. You had your run of the mill micro-brew stands that were charging $9 for a cup…

Growing a beard for the NHL playoffs is as hallowed and time-honoured a tradition as beating your wife or ladyfriend half to death is to the NFL.

At North Korean Augusta, a ‘Hole In One’ means you win the right to choose which parent gets shot.

Which will be incredibly difficult, as there are approximately 5 ugly girls in the entire country of Colombia.

do you enjoy it?

and also bullets from various neighborhood sources.

Your name and avatar...just fucking outstanding.

Is Tom Ley Slender man?

The last time someone was this confused with arms in Oakland, he shot Oscar Grant.

It’s funny. I don’t remember my Grandfathers fighting for a ‘British Colony’. They fought for Canada, a country that had not been a colony since 1867. A country that lost 46,000 military personnel to the cause.

In terms of BABIP and UZR, how huge is Josh Hamilton’s dong?

cant win em all I guess.

Was it the poltergeist one?

Frig right off there bud!