Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Vince Carter Raptors jersey is sick. Hands down winner

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

"Don't mind me. Just looking into bombing footage."

Laughed out loud in a quiet office just now thanks to you!

1. Natty Ice

Are they supposed to physically restrain him?

Wow, that went from Martha Stewart to Stephen King in nothing flat.

20 seconds?! Are you fucking INSANE?! You've now created a sticky phosphorus bomb in your kitchen.

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

If they want to expose the inner workings of a dysfunctional shit-storm for all to see, they might as well just air footage of Andy Ryan's last colonscopy.

Urschel's not the only Raven who knows solving math problems is an important crucial part of life. As Ray Lewis found out, subtracting a blood-soaked suit from a double homicide = 12 months probation.

Woop-woop! That's the sound of da PC police! That's the sound of the beast!

On to the front page now, Greg Howard, their best race-baiter, most sensational writer!

I'm black, and really cowherd does 3 hours by himself everyday, hes gonna have some cuts that sound ridiculous... but the large majority of things he says are really progressive... this is taken out of context and clearly made in jest...

As a fan of white people in general, I find my loyalties lie with Gonzaga. However I could be swayed to follow Lafayette, provided they shoot an unarmed black fellow first.

I fucking love you.

Stick to pot roast recipes and leave the sports to the men.