Ah! There it is. This is main page Deadspin because he is wearing a Mets hat. Almost missed that.

Warren Sapp get his balls deflated and he goes to jail? Horrendous double standard.

Too bad it wasn’t the NFL that was dropped in the toilet and flushed out to sea. One can dream.

It’s clear that Bayern Munich has an issue with physical and mental conditioning. Those players who do not match the physical criterion laid out by Munich should be demoted and sent away for reassessment. Some sort of camp where they can work and contemplate, united in suffering toward a common goal. And heck, they…

He’s been sentenced to 30 years in Madison Square Garden, to play for the Knicks.

Looks like he’s hiding a football in his mouth. I think we found where Carson Palmer’s throws end up.

This literally took all of the wind out of my sails.

Ovie is a fucking saint.

Vernon Wells is rolling over in his grave.

The best fan is Steve Bartman.

The best fan is Steve Bartman.

“Paredes almost got injured!”
[hucks fastball at Bautista’s ribs]

Greys Anatomy.

Does he have Two Live Crew as his ringone?

When I wasn’t a functioning adult and contributing member of society, I used to have Angel Of Death by Slayer. That turned more heads than Bruce Jenner in a tube skirt.

The Mets are like a North Korean Ballistic Missle.

At first you’re like: “wow, look how high that’s going, for sure that will reach Seoul and blow the imperialist collaborators to pieces.”

But inevitably after like 25 seconds you’re like: “Oh fuck! get the fuck out of the way!! KIM!! here it com-”

Mets = Unha-3

Old Cop doesn’t give a shit what or where Young Thug is digging, just as long as he pulls up his fucking pants and hits the bricks.

[Wenis Voice]: Something that might possibly be misconstrued as sexist!

You’re fucking high. and outside.

It’s going to be pretty difficult to play soccer on a field littered with the corpses of fallen Raiders fans.

Pretty sure the promo girl on the left is giving a handjob to the Invisible Man.