When the crowd is yelling ‘keep your black ass outta Southie’ for encouragement, it’s hard not to muster that kind of inner strength and stamina.

Hair Grower Helper?

You look like Tom Ley and Parker Lewis had a child. And beat it.

“yes...we also blame the NYPD.”
-New York Knicks.

About to take a dump apparently.

Obviously the cat has walked across your keyboard again?

‘Most Valuable Patternbaldness’

Delmon Young

After watching this film, I patronized Grand Mal.

What an idiot.

You’re an idiot.

Great stuff amigo.

The DNA results have come back, and the donor is Papa Smurf.

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Romeo and Juliet. It’s too sad.

The deal can’t be any worse than your atrociously horrid ‘guacemole dip recipe.’

You learn to live with it. It's actually quite roomy in here.

Like many a Houston Astro, throwing a baseball is his kryptonite.

Alright then, I was wrong. He still cant work a shirt.

You never hear much about his older and bankrupt brother Lien Smith, coach over there at I.O.U.