Before we get all crazy here, let's just remember that this was an ESPN related NHL venture. It is astounding that Lebron James did not end up as one of the destinations.

The key to the city of Compton.

The Miami Dolphins helmet looks like someone has dropped a toaster into the Dolphin's pool and he's trying his hardest to escape before he's electrocuted! Also, Orange Tang everywhere.

That is definitely Dopey! But to be fair A-rod had very few options. Sneezy is illiterate and Doc's handwriting is illegible

"Their Indians are much hotter than our Indians."

-D. Snyder

If Gronk was an actual card, he would be the Don Mattingly O-Pee-Chee I have stuck in my bicycle spokes.

Houston's problem doesn't necessarily lie with Howard, as much as it does with bathtubs.

Boston will only have to start worrying once the snow level approaches Chris Nilan.

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…

What To Do If There's A Measles Outbreak Near You?

How does one get the poop taste out of his or her mouth?
asking for a friend.

I go by Boggs, actually.

Danny Tartabull took my mom out on 2 dates, never called her again and made her cry. So obviously my answer is Ryan Braun.

Obviously the Capitals' are not adhering to the league's concussion protocol as that's clearly a concussed Joel Ward.

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

They're essentially buckling under the weight of all that is expected of them. Hogwarts will do that to a person.

Is basketball still a sport?

"Did someone say Alley-poop?"

He's just lucky he didn't have a pellet gun, or he could have been killed.

League sources have also confirmed that Haslam has filed a motion with the NFL and Cleveland City Council to rename the stadium 'Regressive Field'.