Hopefully someone finally gets him that 'e' he's always wanted.

Football is pretty dumb, but to call it out like this is just rude.

Taking a shit in front of people in Brooklyn, is also known colloquially as a Deron Williams.

'The delivery man Josh Gordon wasn't seriously injured.'

How hard is this to figure out? One of them has pretty much the worst name on the planet, and the other is Darius.

Listen, he just mastered pants. August should be enough time for him to figure out how to work a shirt.

As a former Buccaneer having traveled the seven seas, one would think that Sapp should be well versed in deciding which maidens are of virtue pure and true, and which resplendent damsels are actually fucking vice cops.

Peter Carroll likes his cornerbacks the way he likes his 9/11 theories: Half cocked.

"Throw a little snow into the mix, and anything can happen."

This is a nice change of pace. Usually the French only step aside for a German.

A Midsummer Nights Gronk

Wow. It is safe to say that there is no love lost here.
Except for Kevin Love who slept in, missed the team flight and is now stuck at a gas station in Racine.

The answer of course, is Tortilla chips.

Sounds like this 'Y'all' character is a relentless asshole.

Dan Snyder Joke!!!!!!1111!1111

This reminds me of this one time at Chili's. These ladies sat down next to me and my buddy at the bar and started chatting us up. They were very flirty,and took a lot of interest in what we had to say. We ended up buying them dinner and paying for their drinks. Hands were on thighs, palms and fingers were meting out…

Is this still a thing?

I felt like I was voting between which Tom Ley picture I want to see in his avatar. The answer of course is none. NO fucking pictures at all. But, I had to vote for something. So I voted for Tom Ley's fucking cheese dorito face.

I voted for Nacho Cheese Doritos, and I feel gross and filthy. Like a Nacho Cheese Dorito.

Wes Welker's brain.