D1: Wait a minute! You can't do this to me! Don't you know who I am!?? I'm THE Greg Anthony!! YES! The very same Greg Anthony who averaged 14.2 PPG with the 95-96 Vancouver Grizzlies!!!

Inside Seahawks Hotel, 11pm.
Pete Carroll walks in, setting off metal detector.

Pete Carroll: Dang it.
Hotel Employee: We've told you already Mr. Carroll, please remove your tin foil hat.

This is a poor burn. Everyone knows that its Cougars who suck the most dick.

I'll be honest, you wouldn't like our chip selection. Unless, you enjoy seal meat, narwhal blubber and beaver pelt. If so, grab the salsa and come on up!

If we have a Tortilla chip/Dorito final, I'll move to Kurdistan.

If we have a Tortilla chip/Dorito final, I'll move to Kurdistan.
That's essentially solidifying the final as a Cleveland Indians' Split Squad spring training game.

$3,400 at a strip club?
Man, this guy loves playing around with the women's Tees.

Not surprised. Usually when I ask a girl what Ursine is, I get the same reaction.

Years from now Archaeologists will find his mangled corpse entombed next to his Queen Steve Nash in the Valley Of The Olden Mummies.

This is highly unlike a respected institution such as the NCAA, to knowlingly promote a criminal. The fact that he is a known assassin is even more shocking.

Surprised Weekend at Burnenko hasn't tried to filibuster this whole endeavour by interjecting a guacemole option.

Nope. Bob Cole is the best at anything.

Jack Edwards on NESN is BY FAR the worst sports broadcaster on the fucking planet. It's not even close.

As a Toronto fan, I can relate to the actions of these fans. However I don't think it's actually a direct indictment of the players themselves. It's more of a show of protest against the appalingly horrific MLSE, which is essentially led by this guy.

Our God is a just God. A benevolent God. Frankly it's not something Alex Jones would do.

Which feuding Balkan 'nations' was this match supposed to feature?

He should be thankful he doesn't have a whole Todd-in-the head situation going on.
-Rod Flanders

He should just be thankful he doesnt have a whole God-in-the-head situation going on.

These events are unsafe, and frankly should be banned outright.

now look what you've done.