Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.

Great how are we going to know if they've passed out due to boredom, or diet.

I'm from Scarborough. My buddy Sean McMorrow played in that league for awhile

It's such a ridiculous spectacle. Remember when all the NHL goons went and played there during the strike? Amazing shit.

I'm actually not from Cleveland. But Sachsenheim is quite a place. Google it up - definitely what you see is what you get. I was only in town for a night, and that was one of the places we hit. The other was Greenhouse Tavern on 4th. Awesome spot! Going back in May for the weekend, so hopefully that will provide some…

Sachsenheim Hall in Cleveland: $5 litres of Dunkel.
Just uncalled for.

Usually if it's a one on one scrap, there isn't much of the dancing and pairing off. But if it's a certified donnybrook with a line brawl or a bench clear, then there will be some odd numbers floating around. Basically if you're not in the main pile, your job is to prevent the other guy from getting in there, trying…

Drank this on New Years Eve '99 in grade 11. Passed out in the bathroom around 10pm, and woke up a few hours later in the next fucking century. Mess you right up man.

The LNAH is one of my favourite Youtube rabbit-holes to get lost in on lunch break. I just watched two guys beat each other with sticks and fists in the penalty box.

It's to prevent another player from jumping in to the melee, making the numbers 2 on 1 or 3 on 1 etc. As long as everyone is paired off in a brawl, it tends to be an even scrap. We used to pair off, and 75% of the time we were talking about the puck bunnies behind the benches, or which guy on the opposing team is a…

Konrad learned that Bison Dele's Locker, is a terrible bar.

"We've also hired Joe Arpaio as Head of Latin Development and Scouting. We're really excited."

Humongous Ego aside. When did Elway become Hydrocephallic?

He beat his addiction in the first round by using a Rear naked coke-hold.

"Gerald Green? Gerald Green...Ah! Yes. Lovely fellow, quite pleasant. I had dinner with him this summer actually."
-Luis Suarez.

Nope. He got 18 against the Spurs on Saturday.

Following the spill, Horacek scratched Phaneuf and inserted himself into the lineup.

neutral.

Godspeed you sir.
And just remember not to look a Serb in the eye.

Paper baaaaaaaaags........ FUCK!
-Robert Swift