I spent all weekend with lively couples and their lovely children. I felt like an emotionally deficient misfit the whole time.

Either that, or he’s just a heady combination of cheap and entitled. Line forms to the left, ladies!

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I’ve been on this wine tour. It’s literally 2 hours of crazy drunk white ladies tripping on pills.

Isn’t a naked lady one of the very first things a child sees after/when it’s born?

Yes. You are Very Original!

I laughed so hard at the mothers reaction. That parental “Oh fuck, sweet mother of sin they were listening to us all their lives!” I don’t get the reaction, you don’t want your kid to embarrass you don’t let them talk to reporters where they may parrot you.

I cringed the whole time that small female child was talking. Even her hand gestures were older than her years. Kids man, they’re sponges.

Bette Porter is that you?

Right. Those children were so specific and vitriolic that there is only one source that stuff could’ve been coming from.

Androgynous cocktail attire, trying to find this in my price range is so hard. I just want a great tux/suit that i can wear that isn’t $1,000!

Real talk, butch leisure wear is aspirational.

No shit, my story would end with "There were no survivors of what came to be called "The Pizza Cutter Massacre."

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

Check out Clouds of Sils Maria, the film in which she won a Cesar. Plus, it features sexy and sometimes butch Juliette Binoche.

Right??? I never felt one way or the other about her but lately she has been giving me the feels! To the point that when I decide to cut my hair short again I might take a detour with that haircut of hers

“And if you google me,” Stewart followed up, “You’ll see that I’m just a lady with a good gal pal, rolling around in the fields, holding hands and spending every waking moment together, just like all gal pals do.”