The fundamental problem with this movie isn’t the casting of a cis actor to play a trans person. It’s this obsession with transition narratives and *THE CHANGE* that cis society has. People don’t really want to see trans people being their authentic selves: they want to see the trans version of blackface.

No. If you’re a lady who legitimately does just want hookups, it is amazing how quickly half those dudes turn emotional on you, get clingy, want to be jealous of the other guys you’re fucking and can’t handle it. It’s the mere fact that you are the one saying committment isn’t allowed that suddenly makes them do…

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

New show on TLC! “Say Yes to the Duress!”

My favorite Brad Pitt role. I love that movie.

Meh who needs dads or mothers to raise them. I was raised by Super Nintendo and I turned out o.k.

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important…

I watch this about once a month:

“AND NO MARKING!”

Womb and bosom. That is all.

I think I hate the phrase “dripping wet panties” the most because....seriously....wtf

When I was in high school, a friend and I use to buy romance novels second hand. We read the sex scenes aloud to one another while drinking and tittering with laughter. There was always something about “his tenderness” and “her wet panties”. Blegh

Still, wet is better than “moist”.

Wet panties

Last Sunday I went to a soccer game between Mexico and Jamaica, and I swear there were nearly as many signs telling Trump to fuck his mother as there were signs supporting the actual team.

DON’T DO IT. Your mouth will be all sticky with glaze, his penis will be all sticky with glaze and spit, you’ll both have to wash off before doing anything else to avoid a demon yeast infection, and you’ll have to choose between focusing on your awesome donut or giving an awesome BJ.

I’d much rather have great sex…

Using your hair (keratin treated no doubt) as a source of friction for hand jobs isnt a good idea?

There was a pair of clunky soled, oxblood and black saddle shoes in the catalog that made me positively WET when I was a teenger.

Bucket hats and platform sandals defy the constraints of age-appropriateness how dare you.

If this post only exists to bring the LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES phone call back out into the sunlight where it should stay forever, I approve.