Weird. Read this and a second later got an email she is in town tonight. So, if you’re in San Diego, come support Alice Glass at the Observatory tonight. It’s free.

Well how can we expected to listen to a woman about something if she is imperfect?

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…

“Now I don’t want you to take this personally, ok, but all of this is disaster and packed completely wrong, let me teach you how to pack a box.”

I wasn’t going to sputter out a bunch of apologies

Today I was trying to buy a new pair of sneakers for Master Poodler, and he is at an awkward stage, where he is about to age out of the children’s sizes. Nonetheless, he still needs a children’s size, which are in short supply.

I would have suggested to him that perhaps FedEx should switch to packaging services, since they obviously know so much about it, and ceased their shipping operations since half the shit they ship winds up broken or damaged.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

I’ve never seen something like that before. But it’s awesome.

Just imagine being violently raped and then taken to a Catholic hospital where after the rape kit is administered you’re told they can’t administer preventative contraception. Women will never be considered autonomous or adults in this society. 

Replace “Wife” with “Knife” and all these titles become really grim:

Brocean!!

If she goes through with it, he’ll hoisted by his own libtard.

I think Teen Week is running on fumes

Praise be, bitch.

As a Catholic from childhood, I believe the Catholic Church is a criminal organization.