I just hate this pigeon-toed, tee-hee-I’m-so-cute pose.

#notallmen

My reflection in the bathroom mirror towards the end of a long flight.

Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

Aside from the fact that he nearly killed the woman, this guy is just the biggest douche bag. Off the top of my head I can think of 6 charges, not one simple domestic. He does realize she could have died? 2-5 years, really. That is in no way fair or just for the damage he did to her and her friend.

I hope she does profit. Handsomely. Book deals, TV, whatever.

As for him being made out to be a villain because he has tattoos and he’s a fighter, I have tattoos and I was a porn star. Like, what makes him more a villain than me? The point is, he broke the law. That’s what makes him a villain. It’s not his job or his looks. It’s the fact that he did something wrong.

1. Get savagely beaten by a person you trust
2.???
3. PROFIT!!

Years ago I read a biography of Axl Rose (shut up—it was my childhood!) and at one point the writer talked about the nadir of Axl’s life, before they got signed: He was so poor and desperate that he actually had to OMG FUCK A FAT CHICK just so he could have a place to crash and a shower to use. The writer treated this…

luann is channeling the dude hard rn

The Countess has a smokin’ bod too.

This movie looks like it has all the subtlety of a Franzen novel.

Yeah, mom here, and let me tell you after I had my son EVERYONE told me that I could just “let myself go.”

As adorable as Shirley Temple is I cannot stand that version of A Little Princess. I mean it’s very close to the book, which is probably why it is horrible, but the Alfonso Cuaron version just elevates that story to glory.

I mean the Indian character?? UGH. And of course he is her butler or whatever in that dream she…

I don’t know. . . . .I feel like my labia’s got Muscle Tone like the fucking Rock.

[holds up a french fry]

But someone is an accountant whose job is to make sure Banks pay no tax and society considers them cool. Strange that.

Dear clueless GOP candidates, I work TWO jobs (sometimes three) - and have for the past four years, and that means 60-70 hours per week. These are part time jobs (all I can find in this economy), no benefits (thank GOD and Obama for the ACA) and they equal approximately a third of what I made before being laid off by…

I’m assuming that the girl in the video is just an actress doing a job, but every shot of her just irritated the hell out of me.