No! More lesbians! The Gay Agenda demands it! Well, I demand it. And I’m speaking from my own gay agenda here. It’s so hard to find good queer entertainment, I’ve watched so many terrible things just because there was a glimmer of a queer storyline. Gimme more gay ladies. Platonic friendship is nice, but please the…

I know, I have no strong feelings about Taylor but I’m weirdly invested in her coming out as the waspy pop princess lesbian that I so wish her to be. I’m holding out hope.

Oh, no. This how I always eat them. But I’ve never really felt the need to tell anyone. I guess until now. Even better with this method are the TJ’s knock offs of peanut butter cups. The chocolate comes off easier. I should make an app just for Kourtney.

Yeah! Let’s just make this another super cool millennial thing, DIY abortions. Disrupt the abortion industry and install an app on your phone that will show you the back alley clinics nearest to you. Abortion airbnbs, because there are so few legit clinics that you have to travel far away from your home to get medical…

Yeah but she is responsible for me thinking “bredt”. “I. Love. Bredt.” Every time I see fucking bread.

All my support to Anhoni. I remember hearing her music for the first time when I was a teenager and I was completely knocked out. There is really nothing else out there like it right now. If you’re at all interested I’d recommend starting out with Cut The World.

Can he? I honestly can’t tell anymore, but I’ll watch him mumble his way through anything with those pillowy lips.

Maybe it’s too soon, but um... Kesha?

Planned Parenthood helped me catch and treat what could have potentially been cervical cancer. Planned Parenthood had affordable services to remove the abnormal cells from my cervix. If I had wandered into that “crisis pregnancy center” across the street from them all I would have would be a plastic fetus and possibly…

Have ladies’ vests always been kind of queer coded? Bc that’s the vibe I’m getting and I’m loving it.

There’s nothing really wrong with the phrase “pro-choice”. What bothers me is that it’s kind of a buzzword in that it’s vague and loaded with connotations. I usually just say “reproductive rights” or straight up “abortion access”.

I’m in Seattle and I was freaked out one day telling my ex-bf about some encounter with a homeless person and he goes off on this unhinged Travis Bickle-esque rant about how they are filth and more like rats than humans. As far as I knew he was generally an empathetic and liberal guy. He was totally bemused when…

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t want to go back to 2005 when it wasn’t so complicated to disagree with your president and you could just drive your Jetta to high school blasting American Idiot while smoking a vanilla clove cigarette? Those were simpler times.

I doubt that it’s true, but to be honest Kristen Stewart seems to be living her best life. She’s gorgeous, has great dgaf style, a magnificent resting bitch face, she’s dating cute girls and maybe is also dating Liam Neeson. If it were possible I’d do exactly the same thing.

Have you guys not seen Bronson? It’s actually pretty good, and lots of nude Tom Hardy.

My parents share an email... but they still have their’s at a cox.net account, so.

Listen, I get it. If it’s anything like my disordered eating it both ameliorates and exacerbates my various and growing other disorders. Life is hard, we’re all just looking for a way and reason to survive the next few years. No judgement. But srsly... Rohan? She’s seen too much LoTR.

Ah yeah, that sweet disordered eating feeling when you can no longer take solid shits.

More engaging tv might try to explain why that luminescent woman in the screengrab is having a baby with the anthropomorphic satsuma siting next to her. All those couples, yikes, I know women are socialized to groom more but it really shows up on reality teevee when it seems these men refuse all offers of on screen…

Macklemore occasionally comes into where I work and let me tell you for a dude who claims to love thrift shops he always seems to be wearing a freshly-opened, fancyass heritage brand outfit. I act like I have no idea who he is. But I see you, Ben, and even though I’m smiling the whole time I’m thinking about how bad…