Um, you are mistaken. Bub is from space. She crash landed on Earth and found her dude with the help of science and magic.

Next up in body trends, the Hank Hill ass.

My major problem with vaping is totally pointless and aesthetic. I hate how most vape pens are designed for people wrap their whole fist around the thing and suckle off it like a damn go-gurt. I live in a tech heavy area and I see so many men in their 20s and 30s sucking away at them like robotic toddlers. It just…

HOLD ON MAGNOLIA!

Yup, to every entitled customer not understanding your server= you’re being lied to, and not being accommodated on your every outrageous whim= bad service. Honestly these people are so miserable they get off on feeling like they for once get to decide what others deserve, hint, it’s usually nothing.

HOBO SPIDERS! HOBO SPIDERS! HOBO SPIDERS! I’m not super nervous around bugs. I’ve even handled tarantulas before in lab no problem, but seeing a hobo spider casually emerge inside your bedroom as if they are a roommate you didn’t realize you had can be traumatizing. They are just much to fucking large.

As someone who wasn’t alive in the 1980s, but is very interested in loungewear, can someone explain the purpose of stirrup pants to me?

Brings to mind this cartoon

Into it. I want fashion to go full ancient Egypt on us. I’d wear this daily if the weather permitted.

Alternately, another priest who makes questionable decisions while shirtless.

Um, okay, but you can’t just casually mention “horrendous skin treatment” and not have a link to photos. That’s almost more uncouth than a tacky wedding. I mean I know I can google it, but who has the energy?

“If only one part of you has gay feelings should your whole life be label as gay.” This is hilarious. I have numerous gay feelings on a daily basis. I’d like to think that makes my whole life experience gay. I go to work- gaily. Go grocery shopping- gaily. Read a book- hella gaily. Slap that rainbow label on my life…

Is part of her advice to be bossy?

Lol at glamorous dumpster. I think that’s the name of my apt therapy moodboard.

He is indeed a wan pale peach compared to his early robust orange days. This is like his oompa loompa version of how presidents always go grey in a short time.

Yeah, the chocolate dumpster was always a rumor.

Yo, baldness isn’t caused by hair falling out... it’s caused by hair not growing back in

Pro tip to those in VT area- apparently Champlain Chocolate Factory throws out all of their irregular (but edible) chocolates. I’ve heard from some crunchy types that there are literally dumpsters full wrapped, free, good to go treats. Go check it out.

Back when I had the energy to argue social issues with conservative men in bars (always a terrible idea), one young man, at veteran at that, concisely described how many conservatives (i.e. white men) feel about social issues. He said, “why save the rats when the house is on fire?”. Meaning, women, gay people, or any…

I’m pretty sure s/m/l wine is not a thing. I think the kindly bartender had just noticed that you were in hell and wanted to help you out.