Sharon handled it, tho

I thought party city would be more down with drag.

On the subject of values voters I head a piece of radio interview yesterday with some women who Carly Fiorina was talking to at a crisis pregnancy center. The whole situation was wack, but the wackest thing about it was that those women said that yes they agreed with Fiorina on her stance on most issues, but their…

I know. I doubt that the MRAs could even correctly label a diagram of the female reproductive system, let alone know that that there is more than one hole in there. Could they identify a thin layer of tissue? I think they’d be lucky if they could tell a vaginal canal from their own anus.

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

Dudefight! Dudefight! Dudefight!

I dunno, I’d still love to be even kind of as cool as try-hard Jessica Lange.

Omg, kill me dead Carrie Brownstein and Natasha Lyonne. So fucking beautiful.

To make a chicken sandwich from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Mentors/surrogate parents/even just friends from other older age groups are fucking amazing. I’ve had some at different points and I wish I had more now in my life. As someone in their mid-twenties it’s totally necessary to get outside your age bubble to get perspective on how to be ok as a person. Dating in your age…

Hows about “The Jealous Husband”

Maybe I’ve just got my tinfoil hat on, but it’s alarming how many of these Catholic hospitals have totally non-religious indicating names. One of the best hospitals near me in Seattle is Swedish Hospital, which I for a long time did not realize was a Catholic hospital. From what I’ve heard they’re level of care is…

You know, I was working earlier today and was frustrated and exhausted and plotting on ranting about some service industry stuff today, but then a (very cute female) customer told me that I looked exactly like Adele Exarchopoulos and I nearly pulled a Maybe Funke. Seriously tho, it took all the sass out of me. I don’t…

I can’t stand the ubiquity of those nipple paving, boob sphere-ing t-shirt style bras. Niiiips! And boob shape variety. That’s where it’s at.

Uh, nm.

It’s still criminal to assault people whose jobs put them in harms way. A police officer puts themselves in harms way, it’s still illegal to assault them. A construction worker on the roadside puts themselves in harms way, it’s still illegal to hit them with your car. Hell, bank tellers could be putting themselves in…

My fave is an apologetic, “Sure, but sorry you’re not my type.”

Gawd, I work morning/afternoons in a French restaurant and sometimes I get the most bizarre responses to asking if anyone wants something to drink. Eyes pop out horrified and then I get a tight-lipped, “water is fine”. Then when another person at the table orders a coffee they inevitably remember that there are other…

It’s not really sacrilegious, but it’s hilarious. When I was a little kid my mom belonged to the Sacred Heart Auto League. It comes with a little plaque to put in your car and everything. Now, it’s not like it includes anything practical like a towing service where Jesus comes by and safely tows your vehicle in the…

Men have been jacking off for the betterment of scientific knowledge since the early 1900s and yet the full extent of the internal structure of the clitoris wasn’t “discovered” until the mid 2000s. Science!