Yup, I’ve been working at a fast-paced French restaurant in an urban area for the past few months and have been using my hard earned tip money to help fund my yoga study. I’m kind of kidding but mostly serious. I need to sweat and meditate out my rage after a day of dealing with the deep and hostile helplessness of…

Oh for fucks sake. I feel like some version of that has been done so many times.

Oh, this looked kind of good but is it just another movie where a woman is brutalized just to punish the main male protagonist? : /

It’s really a perfect system. You are an upstanding lady when a man approves of you and the second you don’t you’re a bitch. It’s so convenient!

Hey, don’t knock the bone folder til you try it. They are great for making chapbooks and other paper related things. But don’t buy one, just get one the normal way by borrowing it from your friend who stole one in art school.

Say what you will about K Stew as an actor, but her recent baby Shane from the L Word look is so fucking on point. She looks amazing. She’s become my style icon and I have an embarrassingly huge crush on her.

Shocking! Violent man refuses to acknowledge that (ex) girlfriend and children are not in fact his property or just an extension of himself and that for some reason he is not allowed to beat/kill them.

Yeah? Do they often do it to random men they don’t know on the street? Do they mostly do it to younger and more vulnerable men? Or do you mean with their friends and people they trust? Because that’s a false equivalency to make.

Tbh, monogamy seems hypocritical and miserable because most people end up cheating or wishing they could cheat and polyamory (or at least the people most vocal about doing) seems exhausting and miserable because you have so many special snowflake egos to deal with. I dunno what’s left to do. Serial monogamy? Crawl…

Can people please start teaching boys from an early age that it’s not funny to make women uncomfortable. Like, making a woman embarrassed is not a joke in itself. It’s so pervasive, I feel like that’s the only thing that would help.

Ah, I think you mean Shakespeare may have been several stoners, and even perhaps a lady stoner.

I worked in the dinning hall of my college campus one summer. I heard a story that I hope is true from one of the chefs there after he had a small injury. He described a lady he used to work with who was also a local paramedic (it was a small town, it seems like everyone was either volunteer fire or paramedic).…

What it is then? It’s fucking healthcare! Do you want to round up the 1 out of 3 women who have had abortions and arrest them? Do you think they are murderers or do you think they are just too dumb to know what to do with their own bodies?

They are both very pretty, but are such terrible dramatic actors. It’s like the hottest couple in school getting cast in a play. Now if this had more believable moody actors like Joaquin Phoenix and Marion Cotillard I’d be all about this melodramatic, picturesque vibe their going for. But his just looks silly and…

Yeah, workplace policies are a problem here, but the problem might also be in Millennial dudes. Many of them believe they are very feminist, but um, sometimes it ends there. This article recently came out that indicated that men in dual earning households who have kids often believe they are doing more work, but are…

Man, something about being in restaurants seems to give a certain kind of hateful older white lady an intense surge of superiority. I swear sometimes you can just see them walk inside, breathe the air, and think, “Let’s fuck somebody’s day up. It’s Cathy’s* time to shine!” Usually it’s directed at waitstaff, but I…

I had a delightful friend who once finished someone else’s cliche pervy comment about the oysters we where eating, “you know what they say about eating oysters...”, by smiling and shouting out “it’s like going down on a mermaid!”. It was charming.

Ah! Wtf, spiders are scary enough without scampering around your mouth at night. Hope that heals up quick. Right now I’m numbing my pain with a beer while I put on lip liner and stare at myself in the mirror. Brb, going to put on some LDR.

Guise, I feel like I have a new insight into plastic surgery after this afternoon when I managed to drop my laptop on my face and give myself a fat upper lip. I’ve been startling myself every time I look in the mirror and see my new Kylie Jenner mouth. Yo, seventeen, hit me me up I have some hot tips on diy plastic…

Statistically 99% of Catholic women have used non-church approved (aka real) birth control. So Catholics are ok with birth control, as long as it’s difficult to access, expensive, and something you need to hide from your parents, priests and even husbands. That’s the moral way to do things!