Ugh the words “panty” and “wet” are two of the most phonically heinous English words and the fact that together they are supposed to indicate female arousal is a straight up crime against women.
Trump’s presidential run is straight up sounding like a lost plot line from a new Arrested Development season.
$5 garters are great! But they are basically disposable. If you actually try to wear them out you will be in a world of pain and tiny broken plastic pieces.
I don’t get it. So porn for men is, you know, actual porn like photos and video of sex acts. According to Hearst, porn for women is sex tips? Now like any decent human I’m against advising grown women to eat a donut off their partner’s “member”, but I don’t think that advice is actually porn.
I don’t care as long as they still sell these.
Yup. I swear, every dude I’ve ever dated has said to me “I think I feel things stronger than other people do”. It’s hard not to roll my eyes out of my head at them because they usually say it just after telling me that my recurrent depression is bumming them out. If you have the gall to believe that your emotions are…
I had an acquaintance who was handsome, gregarious, well liked and whose family was pretty wealthy who killed himself in his early twenties. He was also a teacher suspected of sexually abusing one of his teenage students...so... I dunno being attractive and having your life seemingly together is maybe not always all…
I had a big chip on my shoulder about girls with vocal fry for a while. I grew up in SoCal and would actively try to stop myself from using “like” and “um” fillers out of fear of people thinking I was dumb. I was a snob. I went to college in the North East and vocal fry was rampant there too, but mostly with crazy…
I don’t know what possessed me but a while back I bought a Tangee lipstick from the Vermont Country Store. It’s so strange and waxy, but smells amazing. Seriously tho, if you want to check out your grandma’s fav cosmetics check it out. Their online store is fascinating to me. http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/ju…
Wasn’t it some crazy high amount of THC? Like an amount that would indicate she had to have ingested it while she was in jail? Its not unusual for regular non-criminal person to have thc in their system, I mean it is fairly common, but the subtext I was getting from that info was probably that she was drugged and not…
And oh do they eat off them. I once watched a woman open her complementary bag of salted snack nuts, dump them onto her bare tray table, and then eat them slowly with her fingers for like the next two hours. I couldn’t stop staring at her in horror.
There is really no greater gift a former lover can give you than an overwrought love letter (or series of inane tweets, it is 2015). First it’s painful to read, then you start cringing, then relief washes over you as you realize you could have ended up with someone who totally seemed normal at first but actually has a…
Is this guy seriously saying that the only thing between his daughters’ virtue and them becoming immoral libidinous sex-havers is legal access to birth control coverage? That seems like a family issue to me. Take that big gov back inside your home, man.
I have no connections to offer you, but I’m here Abbi, whenever you want.
Use a vibrator! If your partner makes you feel bad about needing help coming during sex then they don’t care about your pleasure. For serious.
To be fair David O. Russell suffers from a common condition that makes it impossible for him to visually perceive women over the age of about 25. Do they even exist? David may never know.
The drugs people like tend to reflect their cultural and social values. It’s so strange that for so long weed as this hyper-masc almost dude broish drug of choice. I mean, there’s a whole genre of movies about it. But weed doesn’t really make people wild and crazy. Weed is great for introspection and solitude, and…
That argument about women’s entitlement doesn’t even make sense. The movie was written and directed by a dude... Dudes made this movie, dude. He casted those women, unless they somehow held him hostage and forced him, with their “genetalia”.