This branch is now truly the Burger King of Kings.

So it’s pity? I don’t understand why it’s so important for people who have nothing to do with the sex industry to decide if what the people who work in it do is respectable or empowering. Yes, there are larger implications of strip clubs and sex work and it’s valid to discuss how that effects women and feminism, but…

I don’t get this hateful mindset. Would you really meet a woman who strips for a living and turn your nose up at her? I work in the service industry despite the fact that I have a degree from a prestigious university. Shit happens. And you know what even though I keep my clothes on at work it is degrading to have some…

Holy shit this woman sounds like she crawled out a Charles Dickens novel. This is not the Victorian era, you cannot send kids to the workhouse for being disobedient.

Yes, but maybe these lazy people should set alarms every half hour during the night so they can wake up and check their email just in case there is work that needs to be done.

Ok, so I don’t think this feeling is schadenfreude because I’m not happy when anybody breaks up and I don’t relish their pain, but something about finding out about the end of high profile relationships makes me feel kind of relieved. Long term relationships are great, and so is being in love, but I always have this…

Eh, even boring people can be freaks. I’m just getting an entitled, aggressively dull vibe off this.

Ugh, this whole collection looks like it was made for bland people who have indeterminable work from home design jobs, are rude to baristas, and whose bfs exclusively refer to as “babe”.

I’ve heard that too, so I’m giving him a little more food, but he’s begging to be fed like 24/7 which is not totally normal for him.

Yeah, one of the recommendations I got was to put an ice cube in his wet food. He wouldn’t go for it. He wouldn’t even eat around the cube. Maybe like a chicken broth and some water would be a good idea tho.

I have a question. So it’s hot as fuck in the PNW right now and my cat, who is both beautiful and an asshole refuses to keep hydrated. He’s an indoor cat and I’m trying to keep him cool with the windows open and a fan running, but I have never seen him ever go near his full, clean water dish. He’s been really…

I’m desperately searching the internet for that Kroll Show clip of the male strippers where Nick Kroll is a sexy Ben Franklin/Steve Jobs. It is nowhere to be found. This is tragic, it would be perfect.

I love you. Sometimes I feel like I’m going to just snap and never stop screaming if I have to overhear more people talking about their startup and how it makes nothing and does nothing productive, but that they are very important for running it.

Between him and how gross Adam Sandler and his new projects have become I hope everyone is collectively feeling deep remorse about the comedy of the 90s.

Money issues and the way you grew up totally fuck with you. I grew up lower middle class and I always got conflicting information from my parents about our *actual* financial status. My dad was all positive about it. He had the attitude that if I needed money for ballet classes, or private school, or science camps,…

When I was about 12 I saw a very avant garde version of the Threepenny Opera. It featured within the first five minutes full frontal male nudity, and later on female nudity and simulated rape. It was wild, and probably not age appropriate (I didn’t know this production was so peen heavy, and on top of that I went with…

I think what he means is that the police should be more proactive in killing the homeless in the process of arresting them because they “resist” being arrested for being homeless. Ooof. That was depressing to write.

I’m conflicted. Katy Perry- dislike. Nuns- love! Catholic Church- very much dislike. I’m really only rooting for a nun uprising on this one.