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MistyGish
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Lol, Seattle? I've been here for about two years and I think I've absorbed the style. I dyed my hair a darker black, let my olive skin get pale as fuck (with the natural lack of sun), pierced my nose, now I'm just saving up for some colorful traditional American tats. Then I will truly be naturalized. I don't think

I was much more industrious as a child than as an adult. I once drew, designed, and wrote a whole lifestyle magazine...for bugs. It was around when I had just reached literacy age so it's pretty unintelligible and hilarious. I drew fake ads, made art, and "wrote" articles for it. I think I still have somewhere. Also

Lets be real here, if you have never cringed through writing your own hacky, far reaching cover letters you are pretty lucky. It's hard to keep your dignity while job searching.

I do not get how adult, sexually active women can also buy into the idea that the number of dicks you touch diminishes your value. It's shitty when men do it, but as a fucking woman how do you put up with that dissonance? This whole thing is making me way too angry.

Awesome, a "feud" that was presumably originally about an adult man having sex with an underage girl has now turned into shit talking grown ass women for their legal, consensual sex lives. Yeah, Kim and Amber Rose don't come off as super mature in all this but every dude involved is fucking disgusting.

I'd wear the whole collection sans culottes!

This movie is so important. Once, while I was living alone without the internet set up yet all I had for entertainment was this dvd and the box set of the BBC Pride and Prejudice. I was going through a miserable break up and I did a double feature of First Wives Club. As in, I watched it went out and got a bottle of

Some of the research sounds a little like evo psych pseudoscience, particularly with it's reliance using testosterone as a deciding factor for all behaviors (yeah, it can play a role but evo psych types are way to reliant on that idea). However, I hope that people in general start to maybe come around to the idea that

Yeah, my high school was like this. Het couples only! You could take a same sex "date" but apparently there was a heavy amount of paperwork and counseling meeting required to do that, so that they would have an official record of your gayness I suppose. This was way way back in the late 00s.

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Um, I'm going to take a wild guess here and say it's the same reason why people who have advanced, specific degrees don't necessarily find work in their field, because jobs will usually go to people with connections over shit-tons of education. These kind of sought after jobs don't necessarily go to the most educated,

I was kind of seeing baby Jessica Lange, but I feel you. I feel so #blessed to be alive in a time when big brows are in again.

I have a boy's name. I like it, but I kind of hate the cool guy's girl vibe that goes with it. At first boys names seem cool and spunky for girls, but then you start to realize that people might only have positive associations with it because it usually relates to someone with a dong. That's a fucked up line of

I'm not really buying that Allison Williams eats refined sugar. A spoonful of organic agave syrup maybe?

YES! And a regular Vice columnist. I've read all of her stuff. I'm fascinated.

It really set the standard of batshittery in reality teevee. I have yet to see its equal.

People get so weird about eating pussy.

Oh, I always thought it was so that about two years into a relationship you can decide if that heavy sighing while lipsmacking and open jawed chewing thing that he does is really the final straw of why you just can't fucking stand him anymore and this is it you just need to break up or you will turn into miserable old

We can't be using the "r" word to describe sexual acts performed on women without their consent, that might make some boys uncomfortable. The word "rape" is only meant to be used by politicians when referencing things that are not sex crimes simply for dramatic emphasis. /s

Kelsey was giving me some serious Mama Neiers (bling ring reality show) vibes. I mean tell me this woman doesn't believe in The Secret?