I would tell you what you did....but I don’t want to spoil it.

Sorry for the small size.

His asshole must be wide enough to run a Mack truck through it with all the shit he spews out.

Since that song was used in one of most iconic scenes from his most iconic film, I don’t think we should read too much into the lyrics. It’s just a textbook example of good old fashioned Tom Cruise narcissism.

I liked it a lot. Well done.

Holy fuck that movie was scary

Of course I am, I don’t need a quiz.

He wouldn’t make a good President. He has mostly great ideas but no plausible way to make any of them come to fruition. The executive branch is not the place for him.

Shes a boss.

The people who send them there already live with massive cognitive dissonance. They’re the people who start racist statements with the statement “I’m not racist but”. They want government hands off their medicaid. They get government assistance but hate welfare queens. Their daughter is pregnant at 16 but want…

Well that’s the grossest thing I’ve seen today.

In addition to having an incredible amount of experience, I think its important to keep pointing out that Hillary and Bernie voted the exact same way 92.5% of the time they were together in the Senate. By comparison, Bernie and Elizabeth Warren have voted together 92% of the time. So for all of the talking points…

You forgot Kyrgyzstan.

Those parents should be arrested for vowel abuse.

I loathe the Aiden-rhyming names. You're right to be annoyed by them, they're always little shits with blonde bowl haircuts.

I don’t know.. some names are just stupid. This doesn’t just apply to black people’s names. Watermelondrea is awful. Come on. And so is Kayden or Kayleigh or any of the cutesy K variations out there.

I work in an office of 35. We have 5 Mikes, 3 Gregs, and 3 Dans, and 3 Joes. I would MUCH rather see more names like those on the list in the video. At least I would know which coworker was which.

I’ve certainly fucked Chrises and Michaels but now I’m thinking I need to add a Kevin.

I think they were going for a pun themed party. Dress like Kanye West and the Kardasians but in cowboy western theme. Kanye Western. Yee-haaaa!