mistressmccoy
McCoy's Mistress
mistressmccoy

‘Needs more dick’ is always a relevant thing.

Seriously. It’s on the list right next to “alive,” “can tie own shoes,” and “probably not a murderer.”

I’m sure if someone came up with a robot who could give blowjobs and do light dusting, they’d consider it an acceptable replacement.

Also- Most federal money going to Planned Parenthood is in the form of reimbursement for services rendered.

If anything, that’s an understatement. I imagine plenty of them would love scientists to find a way to keep the female reproductive system alive and let everything surrounding it die.

I never knew this about him but I looked after reading that and found he had a Mexican grandmother (Hungarian grandfather, Irish mother) and spent some of his formative years (2-6) in Mexico. I’ve never heard him speak on the matter though. In his stand-up anyway he often identifies himself as “a white guy” so, with

Why is everyone forgetting about the Sheens (nee Estevez)? Martin, Charlie, and Emilio. There’s three.

Tina might be getting a fuckin’ call from Horatio Sanz.

Ugh... Can we also return Louis CK? We don’t want him either!

Yeah, my ability to do this would depend 100% on whether they accepted baseball players as entertainers.

How could you forget Jackie Chan and Mindy Kailing?!! Don’t worry I love trivia too and did the same thing.

Daniel Dae Kim, Yunjin Kim, Lucy Liu, Jamie Chung, Mindy Kaling, John Cho, Sung Kang, Randall Park, Constance Wu, BD Wong, Ming Na Wen, Masi Oka, George Takei, Pat Morita, Bruce Lee, David Carridine (jk), Jackie Chan, priyanka chopra, Nancy Kwan, Tamilyn Tomita, Kelly Hu, Ken Leung, Daniel Henney. Ugh this took at

To add to your list: Randall Park, Constance Wu, Ming-Na Wen, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Grace Park, Daniel Dae Kim (maybe who you meant with Kwon), Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi, John Cho, George Takei.

I’m not sure I could name 20 famous artists of any cultural background in 1 minute, TBH.

Tyra looks adorable. That is all.

Apparently one of the unexpected benefits of being insignificant and unknown is having the ability to label myself a feminist freely?

Fuck the NRA #Icantbewittytoday

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20 is a bigger number than it seems. If I had to name 20 relatives I’ve seen in the past year I’d have a hard time with it. I’m sure given enough time I could manage it, but I’d stumble if someone shoved a microphone in my face.

Well, I mean, we kind of are?