Sandy B is so happy, thanks to Jennifer Aniston’s facialist.

Serious Q: how attached to Mark Darcy are you?

Listen, I read that book. And I thought I would hate it and it was delightful. Suffice to say I am pissed they are not basing it off the book.

Though as a Mainer I approve of my fellow Mainer Patrick, I’m kind of tired of him and his handsomeness and square jaw. I mean, he’s TOO perfect for the role. There needs to be at least a 10% dick factor.

You will embrace BJ3!

Great. Now I’m going to have to tell my Mom to “press and hold lightly” when she wants to move her app tiles around.

I prefer to think of my coworkers as workplace proximity associates.

You have obviously never met the people I work with.

Ooh, just thought of another category: We’re The Only Ones, So...

Do like me, I make paper dolls of them and then eyeball them as I put their paper doll into the shredder.

I’m a little misty right now

This thrilled me so much I have goosebumps. I LOVE hearing this kind of news and only wish there were more things like this to report.

And both groups of people are products of a lot of interracial mixing. In other words, racists aren’t just ugly on the inside.

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER this is the best .gif of my life.

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.

I know literally nothing about Arkansas except that the way it is spelled is very misleading to how it is pronounced.

Arkansas is a beautiful state, actually. The Oachita and Boston Mountains are really, really nice.

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

That choice was met with much opposition, and congress by and large fought for Mount Toby instead