Are you just trying to extrapolate what might have been in the OP’s mind, or are you serious? Because that’s fucking crazy. Putin doesn’t need to go through a convoluted plot to hide his purported nuke attack. If he wants to nuke us, he’ll straight up do it and then brag about it.

Occam’s Razor suggests the tag fell off. Probably in the same incident that separated the flap from the rest of the plane, which is underwater. Hence the barnacles.

In other words... Boeing, Boeing, Bong!!*

I was in aviation parts for a few years...and there are PLENTY of unauthorized parts dealers selling shady items, especially out of China. I had to reject many parts that came in because they were mislabeled or I was flat out lied to about the origins. If there was ANY thought the part was overhauled by an…

You know, if you put the two of them together, you might come out with a fairly balanced human being.

In before we find out she’s pregnant right now and that was one of the conditions for her husband to be sent away for 6 months.

Presuming she’s not already pregnant.

And Bible study is obviously what he needs. It’s the one thing that was missing from his upbringing!

My man friend is so fucking inept at playing with my hair and it sucks. For years I’ve tried to coach him to do better yet he’s still terrible at it. *sad trombone*

Call again. Roaches are a health hazard. If they don’t get rid of them depending on where you are that is grounds to break your lease.

I only got lice once but I loved it when my mom played with my hair. So I always complained to her that I thought I was infected to get some head scritches.

I think selfie should be the new euphemism for rubbing one out.

Pfft. I am TOTALLY fascinating and magical. Just ask my dogs.

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

Omg Tila Tequila’s back? Didn't she have a kid? And horrible tattoos??

I think we all know this would never have happened if news cameras were guns.

I’m thinking that this Grand Experiment has failed.

Seriously, if the slaughter of little kids in their elementary school can’t force change (and in fact creates a cry for “MORE GUNS! MORE GUNS!”) than nothing will.

I watched the video prior to hearing that Allison and Adam had died. I can’t stop thinking about how horrified I am to have seen that woman’s final moments, and even more horrified that literally nothing will be done to stop future gun violence.