How is retirement, Mr. Dole?

is it disrespectful to say that this Pope is dope?

Discount Jonathan Pryce.

BOOK CLUB IT! I want to read it.

I’m absolutely salivating to read this book. I can’t believe Holly didn’t sign an NDA!

Oh, no. You are doing this all wrong. You have to pee directly ON the man to properly mark your territory. They’re probably just confused.

Every time I hand a man something soaked in my urine they run away.

Yeah, I live in the south, and luckily do not have parents (or a partner with parents) who have that rule cuz it's patriarchal AF. I was responding to the fact that TamTams doesn't want anyone fucking under her roof, and YNMD thinks married couples should get some sort of exception. If TamTams doesn't want anyone to…

Nah I’m not doing that. Just don’t fuck on my couch. I will even let you fuck in my bed. Not my couch. I watch game of thrones there.

I think the rule is “no” like my catholic school has a rule that you couldn’t wear shorts under your uniform skirt.

I told them they could watch. What’s the big deal?

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Wait a minute. Italian murder mysteries? I need titles please...

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

Well, it took a while, but Jack Donaghy’s plan to tank NBC has finally come through.

I think Tina Fey’s advice to women in the workplace from Bossypants is telling. She basically advises us to do our work, ignore jerks/racists/sexist people, etc., and change the culture once we get into power. Her theory (and probably that of a lot of powerful women) is that women have more to gain from protecting and…

My husband and I recently started watching Louie. In one of the episodes on Season 4, with a woman he has liked for years (Pamela), he blocks the doorway so she can’t leave and forces himself on her (trying to kiss her and just touch her—though not necessarily in a sexual way). I was pretty shocked—and it also made me…

He ejaculates mango salsa.

Yeah, I think she’s trying. It’s not an overnight thing. I have a cousin who as an adult decided to start using her middle name instead of her first name. I really try, but even fifteen years in, when I’m not actively reminding myself to call her the name she prefers, I’ll pop out with “pass the salt, original name...…