Like you, Today about nostalgia for me, and a hard habit to break. It's not bad from 7-7:30am, when it's basically the actual news of the day. After 7:30 it slowly, tortuously devolves into pure self-congratulatory fluff. Fortunately, 7-7:30 viewing fits in well with my morning schedule.

"In other news, some people still watch the Today show..."

Please tell us the long version!

Do NOT do this on Tinder.

And how much you wanna bet they held her hostage with a non-compete so if she did leave she couldn't work for any competitors and earn a living at a rival network. I will say this, I always thought she was a damn good correspondent, not so much in the anchor chair. That said, she never deserved to be treated the …

I hope things work out for her. But more importantly, I hope that one day, through a wonderful twist of fate, she ends up in a position to be Matt Lauer's boss and she makes him beg for forgiveness on his belly.

NBC doesn't deserve Ann Curry.

i think she's friends with the owners of my restaurant, because she's been to a few of their events and has stopped by a few times- notable bc we're far from LA. she's ridiculously adorable in person and a chill customer. the latter is how i judge most people's character, so you're probably right.

Any guesses on the names?

I'm going with Masonjar Flowercrown or Ukelele Peterpancollar.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

They are probably already shopping for tiny ukuleles.

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

Short, sharp and just right.

Get out.

Angela Basset is so damn cool she is ice. I aspire to her level of nonchalant chic and confidence.

I wouldn't be so hard on Princess Diana; she did do a bunch for destigmatizing AIDS and getting antipersonnel mines banned. She wasn't a complete dilettante....

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

There is so much here to be offended by. I think I'll start by being offended that she lumped Princess Di in with MLK. And afterwards I'll go ahead and be offended that she lumped Princess Di in with Bob Marley. I don't know if any of y'all heard Princess Di's reggae album but her cover of "Buffalo Soldier" was…

OH GOD NO.