Yeah, sure, just sign up for ANOTHER FUCKING STREAMING SERVICE for 5 dollars a month so I can watch ONE RACE! Will do!

Holy shit.

Oh, so Labatt’s is like duty-free beer?

Fuck that. They INVENTED basketball, their ring is worth double!

Remember when Kevin Love and Kyrie were injured?

Do you bring up poverty rates when rappers go platinum?

The victims get paid, right? I mean, they are on Netflix.

This is your daily reminder that Nestle Pure Life comes from the lake that Flint SHOULD be using for water, and that these kinds of things happen ALL OVER THE WORLD in a million places you don’t know about because who cares about some thirsty Africans?

Maybe it’s for left-handed people in the left rear seat? Is there a clip on the other side?

Is that a skitch bar on the trunk?

I don’t wanna hear SHIT until we get real-world observed city mileage. Turbos suck in real life, electric cars don’t have the range yet, the only futuretech I have any faith in is ethanol-powered hybrids.

Bullshit. If you had an accident within 30 minutes of buying a decently kept Saturn S2, you’d probably STILL lose your shit and be very discourteous because that’s how the mind works.

You’re right, we should always accept bullshit arguments without evidence from old white guys, it’s worked out so well for so long

Counterpoint: You have a gun and a bulletproof vest and you’re standing outside of a school where you can hear gunshots and children crying. Cop or not, how is it anything other that child neglect if you don’t go in the building?

Fuck the whole gun debate for a second.

If you get 20 voice actors to do 20 different reads of the same basic lines, you could have 400 different characters.

Be safe out there, David...RIP Shain Gandee.

He looks like he’s about to spring Eddie Murphy from prison so they can find the guy who stole his gun. NAME THAT MOVIE!